New Year’s Toast: To the Betterment of the Sassenach

31/12/2009

May the Universities of Oxford and Cambridge crumble into dust,
May the Queen become unemployed.
May her reviewers stop over-using the word ‘pretentious’,
And her polyglot football fans be found sober abroad.

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